The Cat Gauntlet
As part of the Fourth Methodist’ Sesquiannual Fundraiser Day Festivities…
The coolest kids at White Maple Middle (Barry and Phil Tudeschi, duh!)…
invite you to challenge your cat to beat the unbeatable Cat Gauntlet!
First Prize wins a sweet collar which could also be a bracelet for a girl!
Second prize wins a collar we thought was almost as sweet and could also be a bracelet!
Third prize gets a flea collar or…we guess… a bracelet but it’s got, like, poison on it mom said, so we wouldn’t.
Here are the rules:
Fastest time through the obstacles wins the sweet collar.
That’s the only rule!
The (rad) obstacles:
Kiddie swimming pool mud pit:
You thought that blue plastic pool Jimmy Schmidt had was lame? We did too! But we filled it with dirt from where we’re making the half-pipe and made it totally awesome for cats!
The tuna stuff station:
Barry found a load of bulgy cans behind the gas station. We blew one up with an M-80 and realized it was fish in there! Don’t even worry about feeding your cats before- remember, hungry is fast!
The Machete Run:
The big one! Dad got Barry and me machetes for our birthday and we knew they’d be the Ultimate Test for your Ultimate Cat! Fastest cat to escape the Blade Zone wins the collar!
It’s that simple! Sign up by the bake sale- event takes place after the Ring Toss Championship (which I, Phil, am GONNA win!)
No leashes, armor encouraged!
